You're stopped in your tracks by a bat-like bat-thing, reader. It looks you up and down and says this:

"Before you intrude into my territory, you should know that there may be some +18 content (minor lewdity here and there). This site is also made for desktop, and is not tested on mobile, so assume it's not mobile-friendly.
It was made for Firefox browser, but that shouldn't matter much to you, assuming you're using a standard browser.
Lastly, this site uses Javascript (nothing major) and iframe elements."
"Well, with all that out of the way, get comfy. Drink something warm and eat a -- this site does not use cookies."

What do you say in response?